I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me.
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it